when it rains 

• who wears the designer raincoat/umbrella set and who is wearing oversized polkadot rainboots and a huge yellow duck raincoat 
  
• going for a walk in the rain and splashing in puddles 
• making a “SPLASH US!!” sign and standing on the side of the road waiting for cars to drive by 
• person A is Very Enthusiastic about thunderstorms and person B is Very Afraid so A makes up elaborate fake explanations abt where the thunder comes from to make B laugh and forget they were scared 
• We Were Going To Go On A Picnic But It Rained So We’re Picknicking Inside Anyway 
• which one seduces the other into standing under a tree before shaking the branch and soaking them 
• gOING SWIMMING IN THE RAIN and making out maybe 

fall 

• which one gets Super Excited for fall and gets pumpkin everything while the other one shakes their head and can’t wait until mint everything 
• who rakes the leaves; who jumps into the pile 
• one carves the pumpkin, the other one stares horrified and whispers, ‘YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE GONNA KILL IT’
• which one buys ugly baggy sweaters and which one actually wears them 
• one person wears fingerless gloves the other wears fluffy mittens 
• who buys mulled cider, who buys hard cider 
• who wears the really intense halloween costume, who wears a sheet with holes in it 
• BAKING PIES TOGETHER AND THEN WATCHING A SPOOKY MOVIE IN A BLANKET FORT 
• which person asks to do a seance in the graveyard halloween night, which one slaps them and says ‘have you ever SEEN a horror movie??”

snow/winter 

• BUILDING SNOWFAMILIES including their pets, house, dog, car,,,, 
• Who builds the snowman, who eats the carrot nose bc they weren’t paying attention (”OH THATS what the carrot was for, my bad”) 
• “Maybe Jack Frost isn’t nipping at your nose, but I can do that instead ;)” “Oh my god shut up”
  
• who-can-find-the-tackiest-decorations contest that gets super intense and oh god did we really need a second tree and the plastic santa and the rainbow menorah and all of these garlands jesus christ 
• who makes hot chocolate from scratch, who mixes it with a candy cane and calls it a day 
• watching cartoon holiday movies together in a blanket cocoon and singing along to the songs bc lets be real everyone does it
• snowball fights that end up forming barricades complete with les mis references and backup snowballs until person A is covered in snow and person B has to dig them out 
• oh no we stayed out too long and need to warm up better share the shower/hot chocolate to conserve resources 
• Who dumps snow down their partner’s neck and runs away laughing 
• person A burying person B in snow and then kissing their forehead and walking away (”YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE” “I love you too I’ll be back!” “EXCUSE ME”) 
• GOING SLEDDING @ NIGHT AND THEN GOING STARGAZING AFTERWARDS IN OVERSIZED COATS/SHARING A SCARF BC THE STARS ARE ALWAYS THE NICEST IN THE WINTER AND HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A SHOOTING STAR AND WE TOTALLY WISHED FOR THE SAME THING
• who wears the oversized scarf and hat, who wears a t shirt and skinny jeans no matter how cold it is (”DUDE ITS FUCKING -15″ “that’s WARM where I come from”)