okay, so, business au: where all the x men and x kids are in a big business competing with another, (possibly ones run by erik and one by charles? idk.) peters the dorky one who awkwardly flirts with most of the girls who come in while kurt stands behind him flusterdy telling him he has a job to do, warren and alex the hOTTIES of the office, and scott being like the only one who minds his business