Imagine: Gay Jonathan is closeted but then he meets this cute boy and he's like !! Fuck and then the boy gets picked on and Jonathan weakly stutters "l-leave them alone!" And then they're like "oh, is this your boyfriend?" And then in his head he's like "hopefully" but then they all look so surprised and he realizes he said it out loud and they start laughing but then the boy goes over and kisses him on the cheek and says "leave my boyfriend alone" and Jonathan just !! Nuts in his pants RIP